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FOR SALE: 2017 Volkswagen Tiguan Wolfsburg Edition AKA The Fancy Snow Ninja
Color: Arctic White (to blend in with snowbanks and your neighbors jealousy)
Drivetrain: 4Motion AWD (because two-wheel drive is for quitters)
Transmission: 6-Speed Automatic with Tiptronic (you can pretend its a manual when you're feeling spicy)
Mileage: Just enough to prove its reliable, not enough to be tired of your playlists
Performance & Handling
This Tiguan's 2.0L Turbo engine doesn't go it whooshes.
Merges onto the highway like its late for brunch.
All-wheel drive grips the road better than a toddler grips a lollipop.
Luxury (for people who spill coffee)
Heated V-Tex Leatherette seats: look like leather, clean like vinyl.
Power moonroof: because you deserve to feel fancy.
Auto-dimming mirror: stops you from being blinded by the guy behind you with aftermarket headlights.
Rain-sensing wipers: it knows its raining before you do.
Tech & Toys
Touchscreen radio with Bluetooth, USB, & SiriusXM (yes, it has more ways to play your music than your ex had excuses).
Backup camera: finally see what's behind you without turning your neck like an owl.
VW Car-Net emergency system: your digital guardian angel.
Safety
Airbags everywhere.
ABS, stability control, traction control basically, this Tiguan's got your back, your front, and your sides.
Why Youll Love It
Its stylish enough for date night, practical enough for Costco runs, and capable enough to survive winter in the Midwest.
Plus, its German so its engineered to make you feel slightly superior while parallel parking.
Home of the Low Price Guarantee!
Come test drive it but fair warning: once you do, youll stop looking at every other SUV like its basic.
Call now before someone else steals your new favorite car.
