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FOR SALE: 2022 Jeep Compass Limited 4WD The SUV That Says I Camp... but Only with Heated Seats
Are you ready to drive something that makes you feel like a wilderness explorer and a luxury hotel guest at the same time? Meet this 2022 Jeep Compass Limited the SUV that's more capable than your ex and more loyal than your dog.
DRESSED TO IMPRESS:
Color: Granite Crystal Metallic Clearcoat (aka Stormtrooper Gray but make it classy)
Interior: Black leather because cloth is for peasants
Wheels: 18" Diamond Cut Aluminum they're shinier than your future
SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER (AND MOST DRIVERS):
10.1" Touchscreen with Uconnect 5 (that's right, it listens better than your friends)
Apple CarPlay & Android Auto bring your own bad music
SiriusXM because FM radio is where fun goes to die
HOT FEATURES (LITERALLY):
Heated seats AND heated steering wheel winter? Never heard of her.
Remote start start your car while you're still in bed (you're welcome)
Dual-zone climate control because relationships are all about compromise
CAPABLE ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE:
4WD with All-Weather Tires mud, snow, potholes, your in-laws driveway no problem
2.4L I4 Engine + 9-speed auto transmission smooth like jazz
Rearview Camera so you don't back over your kids bike again
HISTORY & PERKS:
ONE OWNER (they loved it like a firstborn)
Regular oil changes (verified by CarFax, and maybe God himself)
Clean inside and out smells like confidence and that "new car" scent
Gets 22/30 MPG because gas stations are awkward social encounters
PRICE? We've got the LOW PRICE GUARANTEE its cheaper than therapy and a lot more fun.
CALL NOW BEFORE YOUR NEIGHBOR BUYS IT
(You know they're looking)
Warning: Driving this Jeep may result in increased confidence, spontaneous road trips, and the unshakable feeling that you could survive in the wild (even though you still DoorDash your coffee).