*Pre-owned YOU PAY price shown excludes certification, extended warranty, dealer add-on accessories, tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
WARNING: THIS TRUCK MAY CAUSE EXTREME CONFIDENCE AND UNSTOPPABLE TOWING POWER.
FOR SALE:
A 2022 Ram 2500 Laramie so powerful, so luxurious, and so red it makes fire trucks feel insecure.
Delmonico Red Pearlcoat because plain red was just too boring.
6.4L V8 HEMI yes, the big boy engine. This truck doesnt purr it growls.
8-Speed Automatic smooth enough to make your ex jealous.
4WD because roads are optional.
LARAMIE TRIM: WHERE LUXURY MEETS LIFTED
Heated leather seats for those cold mornings after bad decisions.
Ventilated seats for when your Tinder date goes really, really well.
17-Speaker Harman Kardon sound system because you deserve to hear your playlists in stadium quality.
Built-in Alexa. Ask her to play country. Or metal. Or remind you to bring snacks.
TOWS LIKE A BEAST:
5th Wheel/Gooseneck Prep because you might tow a horse trailer... or your friends broken dreams.
Dual alternators. Why two? Because one isnt enough when you're this electrifying.
Off-Road Package with Hill Descent Control just in case you get lost looking for cell service and need to gracefully conquer a small mountain.
COMES WITH MORE FEATURES THAN YOUR LAST THREE VEHICLES COMBINED:
Apple CarPlay/Android Auto Because even tough trucks need tech.
4G Wi-Fi Hotspot Yes, your truck now has better internet than your house.
Rain-Sensing Wipers Theyre smarter than your cousin.
Chrome Bumpers & Tow Mirrors Blinding your enemies in style.
Snow Chief Group If you laugh at snowstorms and wear shorts in winter, this truck is your spirit animal.
CLEAN CARFAX | NON-SMOKER | READY TO HAUL YOUR LIFE
This truck is cleaner than your browser history. No accidents, no drama just horsepower and heated seats.
PRICED TO SELL SERIOUSLY
We wont insult your intelligence with fake manager specials.
This truck is the real deal at a great price.
And yes, we accept trade-ins, cash, hugs (limited), and possibly your mother-in-law if she bakes well.
TEST DRIVE TODAY
Come see it. Smell it. Touch it (with consent).
Then drive away in a truck so nice, your neighbor will stop mowing shirtless out of jealousy.
Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton
Call now or regret it every time you see a minivan.