*Pre-owned YOU PAY price shown excludes certification, extended warranty, dealer add-on accessories, tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
FOR SALE: 2023 GMC ACADIA SLE AWD THE SUV THAT DOESNT JUDGE YOUR DRIVE-THRU HABITS
Color: Ebony Twilight Metallic (basically fancy black with a cooler name)
Interior: Jet Black Cloth so sleek, even your in-laws will be impressed.
Drive: AWD + 2.0L Turbocharged engine For those days when you need to get to Target aggressively.
Transmission: 9-Speed Automatic Because you deserve more gears than a mountain bike.
Mileage: So low it still thinks its in the showroom.
FEATURES YOULL ACTUALLY BRAG ABOUT:
All-Weather Tires + All-Weather Floor Liners This things more prepared for storms than your local weatherman.
3rd Row Seating (2-2-2 Configuration) Finally, a way to transport 6 people without having to listen to them all at once.
Heated Front Seats Because your backside deserves to feel loved in winter.
Hands-Free Power Liftgate Just kick under it like a secret agent, and boom, groceries loaded.
Wireless Apple CarPlay / Android Auto Sync your phone like a boss. No cords. No excuses.
Rear Air Conditioning Keep the backseat passengers quiet and cool its basically parenting magic.
Brushed Aluminum Roof Rails For when you pretend you're outdoorsy.
TECH GALORE:
8" Touchscreen with all the swipes, taps, and navigation goodness you crave
6-Speaker Sound System Just enough bass to feel your favorite playlist without waking the baby
120-Volt Power Outlet Charge your laptop, blender, or time machine (not included)
Remote Start Start it from inside your house, or across the parking lot like a wizard
Auto High-Beams, Dual-Zone A/C, Compass, Trip Computer, and more buzzwords to make your neighbor jealous
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE:
Clean CarFax As clean as your hands after using that weird pink soap at the dealership
One Owner Who probably just drove it to church and back (probably)
LOW PRICE GUARANTEE We beat the other guys or throw in a high five and awkward eye contact
22/27 MPG So efficient, youll forget what a gas station even smells like
Call Now Before Its Gone Seriously. These go faster than free tacos at a company picnic.
Dont wait! Be the hero your garage deserves.
2023 GMC ACADIA SLE AWD
Its like a spaceship with cup holders, a turbo, and just enough sass.