*Pre-owned YOU PAY price shown excludes certification, extended warranty, dealer add-on accessories, tax, tag, and doc fees. Every effort is made to ensure accurate prices, options, and features, however, in the event of a mistake, dealer cannot be held liable.
WARNING: This SUV May Cause Extreme Comfort, Envy, and Family Peace
Meet the SUV that does it all without asking for gas money:
The 2023 Jeep Grand Cherokee L Altitude 4WD in Silver Zynith (aka looks good in every parking lot).
Available NOW at Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton, where the prices are low and the jokes are optional.
WHY YOULL LOVE IT
Seats 7 humans (or 5 humans + 2 dogs who think they're humans)
4WD for snow, rain, mud, and Pennsylvania roads in general
11,395 miles BELOW market average yes, it barely left the driveway
Clean CarFax no funny business, just funny ads
THE GOOD STUFF (AKA YES, IT HAS THAT)
3.6L V6 that moves like its late for work
Heated seats AND heated steering wheel (winter doesn't stand a chance)
Remote start (because going outside is overrated)
Wireless charging pad (finally, no cable arguments)
Uconnect 5 with 8.4" touchscreen (bigger than your phone, easier than your TV)
Gloss black Altitude package (because chrome is tired)
THIRD ROW INCLUDED
Perfect for:
Kids
Friends
In-laws
Or folding down for Costco runs you didn't plan on making
THE BEST PART?
Home of the Low Price Guarantee
Recent Arrival
Priced to move faster than your group chat gossip
Call now for your best price before:
Your neighbor buys it
Your spouse buys it
Or someone else reads this ad and laughs their way into it
Blaise Alexander GMC of Greater Hazleton
Where great vehicles meet great deals and occasionally great jokes.